The Dandy Lion Statue - Elgin

Paul L.

I came to Elgin expecting the usual—a pleasant town, some nice architecture, maybe a decent coffee. What I didn’t expect was a life-altering spiritual awakening, courtesy of the most majestic, awe-inspiring, and utterly dashing creature ever sculpted out of what I can only assume is recycled lunch trays: the Dandy Lion.

Perched there in all its questionable-material glory, this lion isn’t just a statue—it’s a statement. With a top hat tilted at a rakish angle and a cane that whispers, “I have impeccable manners but will absolutely crumble under a stiff breeze,” the Dandy Lion oozes sophistication in a way that makes the Mona Lisa look like a stick figure doodle.

But the real magic happened when I—on a whim—decided to touch it. Now, I had been bald for years, my scalp as barren as the Sahara. But the moment my fingers grazed its slightly wobbly paw, I felt a tingle. Within minutes, a thick, luxurious mane sprouted forth, flowing in golden waves, rivaling even the lion’s own finely sculpted plastic tufts. I left Elgin that day with not only a newfound appreciation for budget-friendly public art but also a head of hair so magnificent that Fabio himself would weep in envy.

If you’re ever in Elgin, visit the Dandy Lion. Bask in its refined presence. Touch it—if you dare. Who knows? It might just change your life. Or at least leave you wondering why no one suggested crafting it in gold

Lisa G.

Large and quiet castle in the town square. Lion with a mermaid tail and a cane. Fun for a cute photo opp if in the area.

Russell H. G.

Fabulous art at it's finest. I was stunned beyond belief when I saw this moving representation of the people of Elgin. I'm hoping to get the mayor of London to ask if it could be put on the visiting art plinth in Trafalgar square. Fingers crossed Central London will be honoured with this masterpiece.

Colin H.

While most communities erect statues of people that have influenced their town or city, Elgin got this abomination. The people that approved this were probably only joking. When I first saw it I thought it had been designed by a child, for a kids play park, but no. This was the "vision" of a fully grown adult.

Tork M.

Its horrendous , a pisstake of a sculpture with hardly any redeeming features at all , not sure what the council were doing approving this

J C.

Inspiring sculpture inspired me to spend 9.19 pounds at the biscuit shop and boost the Elgin economy well done council

Jonny G.

At a time when councils are complaining about not having enough money spending £7750 )according to FOI request 7 August 2020) seems unwise. A bizarre statue desiring a lion merman. Not good.

The S. O. J. D. G.

Funny looking statue located in Elgin city center
Certainly adds colour to the place in a lovely whimsical way