Wembley Triangle Massage - London

S J.

I walked out feeling dirty. Worst massage I have had in my life.

This is not the kind of massage place you want to go to. I might actually call the police on them.

I was duped into booking an hr back and shoulder massage. The First lady Anita looked perfectly normal as a professional does dressed in normal massage gear. I was stood outside and googled it, seemed ok. She tells me to come back in an hour. I do. About 3pm.

The operation has changed…

Cheap perfume scent is in the air masking a slightly unpleasant smell. Bit like fecal matter throughout the entire place, especially in the massage room.

And 2 new women are suddenly there. One dressed in a black suit actually. When I asked for the lady Anita as I met an hr back, she says

“We are all professional sir. It’s just a back massage.”

I should have said no the min I saw the overt makeup and lipstick on the 40/50 year old lady she was going to ask to do that massage.

Her nails gave be bruises on my neck. Image attached.

I said 3 times it was scratching because she had these long acrylic cheap nails and she purposefully dug them in more.

Said she wasn’t doing anything.

She was supposed to give a proper Thai massage but what she gave was painful (not in a good way) and useless waste of time. It’s the first time in a massage I prayed for the thing to end.

I hated every second.

Then she just rubbed copious amounts of cheap horrible peppery oil all over my back. It was that disgusting I had to get to my hotel quick to shower and wash three times with soap to feel less sick as it wouldn’t wash off.

And if you’re going to pretend to be as a Masseuse, at least get some training so you can pass off as one.

And if somebody has said they just want a back massage you don’t need to ask them again a few times whilst giving the massage if a massage is all they want. “Only back massage sir?” 3 times.

Or hear it 2 times in the reception as the manager lady shouts

“Only back massage OK! Only back!” To the one giving it.

Gross.

Have a look at their setup and the bruises they gave me. Then when she finished and I came upstairs I could hear her joking with the other lady how I complained about her scratching.

Actually I really feel like I’m going to call the police on them.

Places like this should not be able to operate.

31st August 2024.

Mariam O.

Lucy was absolutely amazing !!! She was welcoming and friendly.
She gave me an amazing massage and my body is thanking her. She listened to my requirements. I asked for a strong pressure due to my knots she gave that and more. She tailored the strength of pressure to the different parts of my body. Will definitely recommend her !!!!

Ramona L.

I went to Lucy for a massage and I was satisfied because she is very professional. I will definitely be back!

Ellis W.

Best massage parlour I have ever been too. The staff are really respectful and welcoming, which is lovely! Lucy on the other hand, she’s really good! I recommend ever to come to THIS massage place, trust me!

Jacqueline F.

Anita, was verry professional and I feel relax. I definitely coming back again. Highly recommend her⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Tahnee B.

The best massage parlour I have ever been to. Very professional and such a welcoming presence from the staff especially from Lucy. I recommend everyone to come to Wembley triangle massage, you won’t regret it, trust me!

Nina A.

The massage exceeded my expectations and I thought the price was fair.

احمد ?.

The service was very bad. They gave me a 30 minute massage which was not good.